Tuesday, October 01, 2013



I meet the General Manager of al Qaeda, Nasser Wuhayshi, at a restaurant in Souq Waqif in Doha.

We order ‪.٢‬فحسة : المكونات ( لحم مبشور مع بهارات يمنية‪(‬

Nasser (alias Abu Basir) comes from Yemen and is apparently Jewish.

Yemeni Jews.

Nasser tells me that, in Yemen, the local population converted to Judaism at some point in the late fourth century.

Nasser is the boss of al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP)

Nasser explains that he once served as Osama bin Laden's secretary.

Al Qaeda's plan is to weaken all Moslem countries by splitting them up. 

One of Nasser's CIA body guards brings to our table a bottle of Yarden wine, which comes from Israel's vineyards on Mount Hermon.

As we eat our meal of meat, egg, rice and potato, I ask Nasser about al Qaeda's plans for the future.

"We aim to split up all the Moslem countries," says a smiling Nasser. "Libya is already split up. 

"Syria will soon have a Sunni state, an Alawite state, a Kurd state and a Druze city state.

"Iraq will have a Shit state and a Turd state."

Al Qaeda's plan is to weaken all Moslem countries, including Syria and Iraq, by splitting them up. 

I ask Nasser about the Arab Spring.

"The point about the Arab Spring was that it allowed the CIA, Mossad and MI6 to get rid of the leaders in Egypt, Tunisia and Yemen who had resisted al-Qaeda."

Al Qaeda's plan is to weaken all Moslem countries, including Saudi Arabia, by splitting them up. 

Nasser continues: "We are working with the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. Our aim is to break up Egypt.

"We control almost all the rebels in Syria.

"We are continuing to break up Iraq.

"Nearly a thousand civilians have been killed in Iraq in the last few months."

Al Qaeda's home base in Langley.

As we finish our salad of cucumber mixed with buttermilk, I raise the question of the 'caliphate'.

"This is one of our objectives," says Nasser, "to pretend that we're fighting for a caliphate. This helps us to recruit mad young fools from around the world."

Brennan of the CIA, pretending to be a waitress.

I suggest that al Qaeda's aim is to destroy the Moslem world.

"Exactly," says Nasser. "We are creating an 'arc of instability' across the Sahara and the Sahel. We are causing chaos in Nigeria, Kenya, Somalia, Mali and elsewhere.

"Who gains? Israel and its friends."

Zawahiri, crypto-Jew

I ask Nasser about Pakistan. 

"Our main bases are still in places such as Langley, Tel Aviv and London. 

"However, we have bases of course in North Waziristan."

Finally, I ask Nasser about reports that he is in fact dead.

"Yemeni military officials reported that I was killed in 2011. But, you must remember that all the guys who work for the CIA have their body doubles."


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Anonymous said...

Aang - That's the answer! Libya had to be broken up. That's what NATO could do but Gaddafi couldn't. He represented unification, and the dissolution of the state could only truly take place with him absent. There - the problem solved. It all makes sense to me now.

And well spotted with Brennan pretending to be a waitress. He almost had me fooled until I noticed his unlikely bosoms. They're tricky, bosoms.

best etc. etc.

Ummer Farooq said...

Strange how he looks like Ahmadinejad.

Unknown said...

“There are three possible outcomes. An Assad victory. A Sunni victory. Or an outcome in which the various nationalities agree to co-exist together but in more or less autonomous regions, so that they can’t oppress each other. That’s the outcome I would prefer to see. But that’s not the popular view.”

- Henry Kissinger, 2013

Common arguments for partitions include:

historicist — that partition is inevitable, or already in progress [HITLER]

last resort — that partition should be pursued to avoid the worst outcomes (genocide or large-scale ethnic expulsion), if all other means fail [HITLER]

cost-benefit — that partition offers a better prospect of conflict reduction than the if existing borders are not changed [HITLER]

better tomorrow — that partition will reduce current violence and conflict, and that the new more homogenized states will be more stable [HITLER]

rigorous end — heterogeneity leads to problems, hence homogeneous states should be the goal of any policy [HITLER]

Common arguments against include:

It disrupts functioning and traditional state entities [LINCOLN]

It creates enormous human suffering [LINCOLN]

It creates new grievances that could eventually lead to more deadly violence, such as the Korean and Vietnamese wars. [KENNEDY]

It prioritizes race and ethnicity to a level acceptable only to an apartheid regime [KENNEDY, LINCOLN, MANDELA]

The international system is very reluctant to accept the idea of partition in deeply divided societies [KENNEDY]


Anonymous said...

trust the convent girls to produce the best and blackest comedy.

Peace and blessings upon your co-op Aangirfan xx

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