Monday, July 22, 2013


The royal twins are named Dwayne and Stacey.

The full statement from the Palace:
Her Royal Highness was safely delivered of twins.

The father was present for the birth.

Her Royal Highness and her children are all doing well and will remain in hospital overnight.

Willem Marx

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Henry Ropner

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Prince Harry

"Queen Elizabeth doesn’t mind. She thinks it’s 'jolly' that Kate slept with Harry..."

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"Are Prince William, Prince Harry, and Kate Middleton wrapped up in a super sensual love triangle?"

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andy said...

haha great!

shirlz007 said...

I don't get it! :/

Anonymous said...

C'mon Shirlz, when women have twins it's because they slept with two men and got doubly pregnant. Everyone knows that.

Anon said...


O: ...It was a pun.

C: (pause) A PUN?!?

O: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?

C: (Long pause) A palindrome...?

O: Yeah, that's it!

Unknown said...

It was the anniversary of Anders Brevik's NATO Norway 9/11 yesterday.

Unknown said...

I thought I was the only one who noticed....

Prime Solar Michaelmas is coming up on 8/8/2013...

All bets are off as to the date of the christening....

If anything happens to me, it was not an accident.

Anonymous said...

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