Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Hominid

Osama on the far right.

"A former Air France pilot said the aircraft might have hit a military jet or a plane used by drug smugglers." - Officials investigate Argentina bomb threat as pilot claims Flight 447 was blown out of the sky by terrorists

Mystery as commercial jet pilot sees 'missile or rocket' flying towards his plane...

Fifth Guantanamo prisoner commits suicide

Rather: Former detainee says torture still going on at Gitmo

"Millions of years before early humans evolved in Africa, their ancestors may have lived in Europe, a 12-million-year-old fossil hominid from Spain suggests." - Did man's earliest ancestors emigrate INTO Africa?

Our earliest hominid ancestors may have been European

Suharto-era figures dominate Indonesian presidential poll

The following is the full text of an audio message purported to be by al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, broadcast on Arab television station al-Jazeera on 11 February.

In the name of God, the merciful, the compassionate.

God says: "O ye who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians for your friends and protectors: they are but friends and protectors to each other."

Hey, it's Osama here, and I just wanted to let you know I'm still around, folks.

I expect all you Christians to remain firm friends with Israel.

The most qualified regions for liberation are Jordan, Morocco, Nigeria, Pakistan, the land of the two holy mosques (Saudi Arabia), and Yemen.

So you leaders of those countries can be expected to stay friends with the Pentagon. Or else.

And, I've been told not to mention Palestine. Funny that.

That's all for now, folks. I'm off to Bar Lubitsch for a little vodka.

Our Lord! Give us good in this world and good in the Hereafter and save us from the torment of the Fire!


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3 comments:

آدم إبن كُنِّل said...

Jon Snow on Channel 4 news last night or the night before asked the question to an aviation 'expert':

Why is everyone ruling out a bomb?

And the guy said something along the lines of 'there is no evidence it was a bomb and there is no evidence it wasnt a bomb'

hmmm

nobody said...

Ha ha ha, and thank you. You remind me of the terrorists in that flick Rendition. Israel is very bad, they say, therefore you must attack America!

Those Arab terrorists, they never get anything right!

nobody said...

Since I mentioned it, I may as well put a link in to a thing I wrote on Rendition over at the cinema blog.

Ha, I just read it again. Not bad.

 
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