Baptist Betty begins tucking in to her hard-shell taco, made with a prefabricated shell.
"You know," says Betty "Even my pussy has become bisexual.
"The people promoting the gay agenda are putting strange things in cat food.
"And you know, my neighbour's son was recently seen wearing a pink shirt.
"And his parents named him Dick."
I ask Betty about her heroes who are battling the gay agenda.
"Robert Mugabe was a hero, says Betty, until a member of parliament revealed that Mugabe had had numerous gay affairs.
"Roy Cohn was a hero, until I discovered that he was gay.
"I like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who said that there were no gay people in his country.
"I'm a fan of Joseph Ratzinger who said that homosexuality is evil.
And who are Betty's heroines?
She has a long list, from Lindsay Lohan to Jodie Foster