Wednesday, June 05, 2013
SLIME LOSING THE WAR
Gen Slime Idriss of the F*** Syrian Army
General Slime Idriss, the military chief of the F*ck Syria Army, says his men are ready to fight Hezbollah militants inside neighbouring Lebanon.
Gen Slime told the BBC-MI6 that his forces were not losing the war, despite recent setbacks showing that they were losing the war.
Early on Wednesday Syrian state TV claimed that government forces had gained full control of Qusair.
There was no way of immediately verifying the claim, which was also reported by Hezbollah's Al-Manar TV channel.